Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"You're right. I'm afraid of your heat."

Here are my Monthly Resolutions:

JANUARY: read with C every day
FEBRUARY: 20 minute walk 4 days a week (and finally hang pictures on walls)
MARCH: read entire Book of Mormon (and pay off credit card)
APRIL: take Love & Logic parenting class
MAY: start writing life story
JUNE: survive new babyhood
JULY: update photo albums
AUGUST: learn new ways to budget (esp. for groceries & clothing)
SEPTEMBER: start training for 10k
OCTOBER: ?
NOVEMBER: get family photos taken
DECEMBER: print blog books

Any ideas for that blank next to October?

[Title quote is from "The Birdcage"]

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

"Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic."

You wanna know what’s pretty sad? I don’t feel very writey. Or updatey. Because you know what? The daily happens and it’s so everything but also very nothing.

But I’m gonna try. For all our sakes. But mostly for mine. Because I’m freakin’ tired of that Christmas tree being at the top of my blog this late into the new year. Also I am too tired to post actual pictures of our 2011 tree. And also because I haven’t uploaded the pictures yet. And besides, I totally missed that boat anyway when December 31st sailed off into that good night.

The good news is that 2012 has been great so far.

I made a list of resolutions. Then I assigned them to months. Some of the months are challenging. Then again, for June my goal is to “survive new babyhood”. I don’t have anything for October or November yet. Any ideas?

I’ve spent goodly, insanely big portions of my time budget reading the Twilight saga. I set out to learn more about the whole werewolf imprinting thing and also to find out how the damn thing ends so I don’t have to wait until the next film is out later this year. And then sometimes I feel guilty and I know exactly what Jenn means when she resolves to “read the scriptures like they’re Twilight”.

I have big big hopes that big big things will happen this year. And I don’t just mean big babies in big bellies. I feel that my feet have been set on a path and I have no idea where it leads. So I have lots of hope (and nearly equal amounts of shame for not doing more of what I know I should be doing). All the same, I’m doing what I can to help these big big things along, and trying to prove I’m Serious about wanting them and being committed to making them work.

Speaking of big things, we bought our kid a big boy bed and he basically loves it. Except for the nights he’s restless and wakes up three or four times calling for “Mama!” until I want to poke my tired eyes out and finally just give up and bring him to our bed. It’s only happened two times in two weeks, but it makes me bat fuh-reakin crazy.

I wrote to a name blog for help with a baby name. Because remember this? Yeeaaaahhhhhhhhh. . . . We have a name in mind. M is convinced it is THE name. I? Am not. I think we should have a backup. And some nicknames we can force from birth. Because the I pretty much hate the obvious ones. Which is nicht so gut.

Also? I can’t decide if my baby belly is tiny or big. Since it’s bumping into things without my permission, I’m thinking it’s big and that my top-down perspective just makes it look tiny and skews things a bit.

And then a couple of weeks ago, M was all “let’s have a third one” and I was all “who are you!?!?” and also “let’s have this one first, mmmkay?” And then, the reality of three distilled downward and settled on my pragmatism a while and I was all “we’d have to buy a bigger car” which is why my brain sort of stops at two, even though my heart would totally go to three, at least. Essentially, this means that I’ve asked M to take some belly pictures because if this is my last pregnancy, I’d really like to have it documented.

Also again? How is it that 10 weeks at the beginning of pregnancy can pretty much drag (especially when you’re dog sick but so much like a rat that you’re unable to throw up) and 10 weeks at the middle of pregnancy can pretty much fly by? I mean, who’s in charge of the time flying/dragging continuum anyway? Because, seriously, Dude? That sucker needs to be adjusted.

But even with flying time and such – not that I’m complaining or anything – but I feel like it’s been January forever. I’m stuck in January the way Phil Connors gets stuck on February 2. It’s all good though, because do you know how much I’ve been able to accomplish this month?

Also times three? I laughed and laughed at this post by Kalli, for lots of reasons. And if it doesn’t make you laugh too then we can’t be friends.

[Title quote is from "Whip It"]

Saturday, November 26, 2011

"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."

We're going on another Griswold tree-cutting adventure.

Wish us luck.

Hopefully years past have taught us that 10 feet tall in the woods looks smaller than it does in our house.

Fa-la-la-la-la. . .

[Title quote is from "Christmas Vacation"]

Friday, November 18, 2011

"Chew like you have a secret..."

For my 32nd birthday, I got this.

For my 33rd birthday, I got this.

For my 34th birthday, I got this.

And for my 35th birthday, I got:



Man, the years just keep getting better!!!

[Title quote is from "She's the Man"]

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

"You are never gonna be Jell-O!"



Here’s the story, morning glory
(Lest you think me an only-when-angry blogger)
My creative energy has flat-lined
I tried to revive it using a journaling defibrillator
But no use
Dead as a doornail
And when not going all Jacob Marley on me
The thoughts come too quickly and rapidly
They flit and float and fly away
Long before I can catch them all
To pin them down
Like the veritable flutter-by collection
I wish they were
So I toss my hands up
Cry a “hail Mary”
Or two
And go about my mundanity

Which, lately, means
Working
Reading (actual books!)
Exhaustion-ing
Family-ing
Surviving

What?
You too?

[Title quote is from "My Best Friend's Wedding"]

Saturday, September 17, 2011

"Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me?"

In about a week, we will have been married for 12 years.

In that time, I have left the house (a.k.a. "stormed out") during approximately 4 arguments.

The fourth time was today.

The thing about having a one (and a half!) year old is this: storming out of the house feels infinitely more stupid now.

"Are you going with me or staying with Dada?"
"Truck!"
"Okay. See you later!"
(for the record, you're not supposed to call out "see ya later" when storming out.)

Even more than stupid? The fact that each and every time I have left the house in the middle of a fight, I have ended up sitting in a grocery store parking lot (and, once, a church parking lot) praying.

Today, though, because I was feeling extra mad and self-righteous - and because of little ears, we had restrained ourselves from throwing verbal barbs and working each other into a frothy fury - and also because we needed laundry detergent and whole milk, instead of praying and/or sobbing, I went in to the store and looked at books and read magazines.

When I got the second call from M (I hung up on him the first time because I could, and also because he couldn't behave), it was complete with C crying in the background and M's assertion that he had been crying for an hour because he was upset that I left. So, I made my purchase and drove the five minutes back to home.

The thing about having a husband who forgives so easily - without ruminating or rehashing or guilt-tripping - is that when he's in the position of saying he's sorry, you kind of feel like you have to do likewise and just let it all go.

But I am me, after all, so it takes a little longer. And with much more grumping and grousing.

Because it was so late when I finally gave up the grouch, instead of a trip to the mall, the night was salvaged with a 3-mile family walk.

[Title quote is from "Finding Nemo"]

Friday, September 2, 2011

"Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"

And now, just in time for a three-day weekend, I share with you The Top Ten Cult Classics in our family:










Happy viewing!

And, yup. We have a stupid taste for stupid movies. (Runners Up include The Family Man, Serendipity, Pirates of the Carribean, Napoleon Dynamite, Austin Powers, O Brother Where Art Thou, October Sky, Rango. . . .)

What are YOUR family's cult classics?

[Title quote is from "Zoolander"]

Thursday, September 1, 2011

"There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take."

"Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November. . ."

I don't know why, but I love this little poem.
Well, the first two lines of it anyway.
(Interesting variations? Here are 88.)

All this to say
It's September!
Hooray!

[Title quote is from "Juno"]

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

"Quiver ladies, quiver."

On Monday morning, I brushed both the tangles from my hair and the germs from my teeth and I pondered over the number 35. It is the number my husband has aged himself to and for the first time in our married history, his age has him rattled. Like facing his own mortality kind of rattled. Like doing a mental sum of life’s achievements so far and determining they don’t add up to 35 kind of rattled.

“It’s halfway to 70” he said to me on Sunday, just before he retreated into that deeply thoughtful place he sometimes goes, from which it is difficult to fetch him back.

I tried not to let his rattling take me captive too. I mean, I only just calmed my own rattling age cage down and decided that 30-something is definitely the place to be!

So, to help calm my husband's poor, addling rattling, here are some things that definitely add up to 35!

My M:
1. is funny and makes me laugh about 85% of the time.
2. impresses us by fixing things (just ask C, who still says all the time "Dada fix it fan!")
3. LOVES to go fishing.
4. hates hunting.
5. is very supportive of things I want to do.
6. loves being outside (it's hereditary).
7. takes care of the dog.
8. is handy around the house and yard.
9. loves him some power tools.
10. owns 3 "boats".
11. reads to learn and inform himself.
12. is a thinker.
13. is a worrier.
14. has light brown eyes.
15. always wears his wedding ring.
16. rarely uses the computer.
17. would go to sporting goods stores every day if he could.
18. is a great husband and a loving father.
19. likes clothes shopping.
20. is my best friend.
21. keeps people's secrets secret.
22. is very loyal.
23. is very trustworthy.
24. is diligent.
25. works hard at work and at home.
26. has a sweet tooth.
27. finds it difficult to be idle.
28. likes the newspaper.
29. is health conscious.
30. sees what needs to be done and does it.
31. has a good heart.
32. has a cool first name.
33. ages like a fine wine.
34. is my favoritest favorite.
35. has the best laugh.

[Title quote is from "The Fifth Element"]

Saturday, August 27, 2011

"Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like."

More from the August annals. . .

Mondays are made up mostly of dash and scramble.

But, sometimes, in the middle of all that, there are moments of complete calm.

Like the Monday morning when Gratitude struck me suddenly as I crossed its path on my way back from garage farewells toward the bathroom to fix my face for the day. At that nexus, like some invisible sheet, Gratitude draped over me.

And then a tempered Tuesday flared up, colored so from its 5:30 a.m. start. Grouchy kid, grouchy mom, grouchy dad - all in turns: morning, noon and evening. That night, however, is blissfully free of such ill-tempers and so somewhat redeemed the day as a whole. Nothing a dinner and some down time couldn't cure.

Having been wrapped up so delicately and nicely in that sheet of Gratitude on Monday - even despite the frenzy of grouchiness on Tuesday at high noon - one can come to understand that Prayer is essential to helping her to make decisions with confidence (not fear) and to live life knowing everything will work out for the Good.

[Title quote is from "The Fifth Element"]
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