Tuesday, July 1, 2008

"Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy!"

Wanna have a good laugh?
Wanna laugh til you cry?

Check this out:
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer passing cars. see if they slow down.

2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. in the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds"

7. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. don't use any punctuation.

9. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

12. sing along at the opera

13. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

18. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives!! they're loose!!"

19. tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. it's called therapy.

I don't know about you, but I needed that today!! (Thanks June!)

[Title quote is from "Austin Powers in Goldmember"]


Jonathan & Katherine Earl said...

Thanks for the laughs! Andrew is full of so many funny things to say...I just can't wait for something new to come out of his mouth. We are trying to start potty training; while he is going, he says, "I'm doing it! I'm doing it!" Then he says, "All done!" He even wants his bear, "Lelo", to sit on his potty too. Hope you are having a fabulous day! --katherine

Kimberly said...

So, so brilliant!

I wish I had the courage to do some of those things!

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