"Well, the problem is you can't fight off an army of blood-thirsty Vikings with a shenai. It's illogical."

I need a "Delete" button like pronto

so I can start off 2009 right

and get rid of some unnecessary baggage

and people. . .

and make some room for new friends,

make more room for fun,

make room for so many of the lovely things of life. . .

out with the old, in with the new

. . .

(excuse me. I have a button to start pushing.)

[Title quote is from "Serendipity"]