"I think the answer to your question depends on whether you have, like, a learning disability, or you're just an average moron."

M (looking up from studying): Ooh. Hot chocolate! (looks at me) Hot chocolate, babe!

N (reading blogs): *shakes head yes*

M: Will you make some for me?

N: *shakes head no*

M: Damn you, woman!

N: *laughs*

M: Then I'm gonna make some for me, but not for you.

N: *shrugs*

M: You don't want any?!

N: *laughs*

M: *laughs*

[Title quote is from "In the Land of Women"]